CSI

CSI
taking the P I S (s)?
arresting hearts
the crimes are mere detail
designer skirts
and the latex flatscreens
the close up is a fake up
with camera angles
disengage...
drop anchors
planet earth
FX clues
plot the dotted line
MTV forensics
from designer shades
and shoulder pads
(glamorous lab coats?)
in a Photoshop lab
and with 3D Max
and slabs of hair gel
the crimes dissolves
life's more Fargo
than this lipstick farce
how it got popular
its a crime sofar unsolved